Man Finds Proof That Unicorns Existed

Billy Jiggly Joe was digging a hole in his back yard when he hit a large wooden box. He pulled the box out of the ground and opened it.
Inside is what is assumed to be a Unicorn Horn due to the note found with it. The note read:

"though is my final murder to the precious animal species of Unicorn. I remove it's horn for thy healing power it possesses. I leave a picture in the possibility I will be forgiven for my sin of murder for the beautiful creature"

Also in the box was a stone with a painting of the Unicorn before the horn was removed.


The man shuffled through the large box and pulled out a book, it was a Bible though it seemed to have an extra 100 pages. before the book of Genesis was the book of  "Akkad" where in the 3rd chapter it mentioned Unicorn as precious animals and should never be slaughtered or else everlasting torture and certain damnation shall come upon the killer. their blood was said to be silver and had healing powers as did their horns, though their blood also contained "The Key to Everlasting Youth." It as well states that Satan had given these powers to the horse only as a temptation. Unicorns are also mentioned several times after the book of Akkad in the bible we use today:



There was also a jar of the silver blood of the unicorn slaughtered and is being tested to see if it does legitimately provide Everlasting Youth.